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Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::compact_code() should not be called statically  on line 393
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Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::get_lang_direction_markup() should not be called statically  on line 712
Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::iso_693_langs() should not be called statically  on line 521
Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::compact_code() should not be called statically  on line 451
Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::get_native_name_of_lang() should not be called statically  on line 737
Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::iso_693_langs() should not be called statically  on line 542
Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::compact_code() should not be called statically  on line 393
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Error de etiqueta <txp:l10n_lang_list display="native"/> ->  : Non-static method MLPLanguageHandler::compact_code() should not be called statically  on line 393

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